I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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