Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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