At least make sure they are 18
Why
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
