yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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