Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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