We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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