I want to have your abortion
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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