Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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