But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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