we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize