Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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