Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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