I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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