All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he shaved USA in his pubs
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She's the barista slut.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Randomize
