Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
this is an emotional support booty call
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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