Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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