Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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