Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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