I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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