Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
