When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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