I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I forgot wine drunk hurts
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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