Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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