i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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