okay pat passed out under dana's car
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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