Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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