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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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