Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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