Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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