dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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