I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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