my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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