And the cops told us we were all naked.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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