Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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