i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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