my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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