i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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