Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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