make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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