I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
my being single is dangerous.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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