we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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