I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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