Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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