Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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