carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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