just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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