he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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