Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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