You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
