Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize