16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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