is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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