What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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