Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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