Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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